The Razzies Shortlist has Leaked
Never heard of the Razzies before? That’s fine, it’s not really that important. They’ve got a shitty website and it’s basically a place to bash bad films in the most tasteless way possible. “Razzies” is short for “Golden Raspberry Award”, FYI. So why am I writing about it? Well, because Transformers made the list as one of the worst films of 2014!
When I heard that Transformers: Age of Extinction may be shortlisted for an Oscar (for VFX) I was upset; yes the VFX was good but it’s part of such a bad film, I don’t believe it should be considered! But now that the Razzies have decided to shortlist AOE as one of the worst movies of the year, I feel like equilibrium has been restored. I’m rooting for you, Transformers!
Below you can find the full shortlist for this year’s Razzies, which leaked this weekend:
WORST PICTURE
Kirk Cameron’s SAVING CHRISTMAS
TRANSCENDENCE
A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST
ATLAS SHRUGGED: WHO IS JOHN GALT?
LEGEND of HERCULES
SEX TAPE
A HAUNTED HOUSE #2
TEEN-AGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
LEFT BEHIND
THE INTERVIEW
TRANSFORMERS: AGE of EX-STINK-TION
I, FRANKENSTEIN
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
NOAH
LEGEND OF HERCULES
LEGENDS of OZ: DOROTHY’s RETURN
A HAUNTED HOUSE #2
EXPENDABLES 3
ATLAS SHRUGGED #3: WHO IS JOHN GALT?
ANNIE (RAZZable Remake of a 1981 Worst Picture Nominee)
EXODUS: GODS and KINGS
ENDLESS LOVE (Yet Another RAZZable Remake of a 1981 Worst Picture Nominee)
POMPEII
TRANNIES #4: AGE of EX-STINK-TION
I, FRANKENSTEIN
TEEN-AGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
WORST SCREENPLAY
TRANNIES #4
A HAUNTED HOUSE #2
POMPEII
LEGEND of HERCULES
SEX TAPE
ENDLESS LOVE
LEFT BEHIND
EXPENDABLES 3
WINTER’s TALE
Kirk Cameron’s SAVING CHRISTMAS
ATLAS SHRUGGED: WHO IS JOHN GALT?
A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST
NOAH
TEEN-AGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
TRANSCENDENCE
I, FRANKENSTEIN
WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any Two Robots, Actors (or Robotic Actors) TRANNIES #4
James Franco & EITHER Seth Rogan or Randall Park (Kim Jong Un) / THE INTERVIEW
Kellan Lutz and EITHER His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes / LEGEND of HERCULES
The Entire Cast of EXPENDABLES 3
The Entire Cast of ATLAS SHRUGGED 3: WHO IS JOHN GALT?
Seth McFarlane and Charlize Theron / A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST
The “Rock Monsters” / NOAH
Johnny Depp and His “Virtual Doppelganger” / TRANSCENDENCE
Alex Pettyfer and Gabrielle Wilde / ENDLESS LOVE
Kirk Cameron and His Ego / Kirk Cameron’s SAVING CHRISTMAS
Cameron Diaz & Jason Segel / SEX TAPE
WORST DIRECTOR
James Manera / ATLAS SHRUGGED 3: WHO the HELL IS JOHN GALT?
Jake Kasdan / SEX TAPE
Darren Aronofsky / NOAH
Seth McFarlane / A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST
Jonathan Liebesman / TEEN-AGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Renny Harlin / LEGEND of HERCULES
Michael Tiddes / A HAUNTED HOUSE #2
Michael Bay / TRANNIES #4
Wally Pfister / TRANSCENDENCE
Darren Doane / Kirk Cameron’s SAVING CHRISTMAS
Vic Armstrong / LEFT BEHIND
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Shaquille O’Neal / BLENDED
Jonatan Schaech / LEGEND of HERCULES
Kelsey Grammer / EXPENDABLES 3 and TRANNIES #4
Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger / EXPENDABLES 3
Morgan Freeman / TRANSCENDENCE
Jack Black / SEX TAPE
Liam Neeson / A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST
Russell Crowe / WINTER’s TALE
Mel Gibson / EXPENDABLES 3
Kiefer Sutherland / POMPEII
T.J. Miller / TRANNIES #4
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Sophia Miles / TRANNIES #4
Jamie Pressley / A HAUNTED HOUSE #2
Susan Sarandon / TAMMY
Brigette Cameron / Kirk Cameron’s SAVING CHRISTMAS
Carrie-Ann Moss / POMPEII
Amanda Seyfried / A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST
Cameon Diaz / ANNIE
Megan Fox / TEEN-AGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Jane Fonda / THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU
Emily Browning / POMPEII
Nicloa Peltz (The Newest Michael Bay “Discovery”) TRANNIES #4
WORST ACTRESS
Charlize Theron / A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST
Elizabeth Banks / WALK of SHAME
Jennifer Aniston / HORRIBLE BOSSES 2
Cameron Diaz / THE OHER WOMAN and SEX TAPE
Gabrielle Wilde / ENDLESS LOVE
Nicole Kidman / BEFORE I GO to SLEEP
Melinda McCarthy / TAMMY
Drew Barrymore / BLENDED
Gaia Weiss / LEGEND of HERCULES
Lea Michelle (Voice Only) LEGENDS of OZ: DOROTHY’s RETURN
WORST ACTOR
Seth McFarlane / A MILLION WAYS to DIE in the WEST
Johnny Depp / TRANSCENDENCE
Adam Sandler / BLENDED
Seth Rogan / THE INTERVIEW
Kellan Lutz / LEGEND of HERCULES
Marlon Wayans / A HAUNTEDHOUSE #2
Ah-Nuld Schwarzenegger / SABOTAGE
Aaron Eckhart / I, FRANKENSTEIN
Alex Pettyfer / ENDLESS LOVE
Kirk Cameron / Kirk Cameron’s SAVING CHRISTMAS
James Franco / THE INTERVIEW
Nicolas Cage / LEFT BEHIND
Do you think the list is accurate, and at all viable? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.
About the Author: Stephen only hates Transformers, because he grew up watching Transformers and loved it; and subsequently had to watch Michael Bay destroy the franchise over the years.
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